As written to friends & family on May 10th, 2011:
Punch Dance: The Musical
Since the day after the first red grapes arrived at Muddy Water Winery, punch downs have become a part of our lives. After morning coffee, lunch and dinner, the entire Greystone & Muddy Water winery staff picks their organic or conventional weapons of choice, climb atop 5 ton stainless steel fermenters or 3 ton black plastic fermenters, and muscle away at various must cap depths. Must is comprised of skins, stems and seeds that are included in the fermentation of red wine. The cap is the aforementioned solids that are pushed to the top of the fermenter by the fermentation process that must be recirculated into the developing wine. By doing so, we are promoting color extraction and depth of character. Given that great music is blasting in the winery at all times, inevitably everyone breaks into “Punch Dance.” It doesn’t take much to imagine what kind of dancing is emulated while clinging to wooden and stainless steel poles. The greater the volume of wine fermenting, the more difficult it is to perform a successful Punch Dance…er, punch down.
At one point during harvest, every fermenter was full including two picking bins and two puncheons with their heads knocked in, respectively named, “Buzz” and “Woody.” All of these fermenters made it very difficult for people to move about the winery and required the development of additional choreography akin to modern dance or even parkour. Ask Luke for a demonstration.
Regarding our home life, we’ve also been having a field day with the mice. We’re killing about two a night with mouse traps, or other creative methods. Jesse woke up feverish the night before a recent day off, to what sounded like a baby playing drums with pots and pans. The clatter drew her into the living room only to see Luke and Johannes, crawling around on their hands and knees with pan and pot. It was only after a few swift bangs that Jesse realized they were trying to mash a mouse. Johannes then succeeded, oddly resulting in Stephan jumping up on the couch screaming, (insert German accent here) “I will never eat in this house again!” It was quite the scene and no worries, Stephan has since eaten in the house.
Beyond the mouse mashing, our accommodations are top notch. As it has been a rather rainy vintage, we use the nights with good weather to light fires in a halved oil drum on our patio while drinking wines from around the world and grilling various meats and autumnal vegetables to match. Southern Hemisphere stars shine upon us while we live out an incredible life.
Cheers from the Waipara Valley on the South Island of New Zealand,
Jesse & Luke
*All mice were harmed in the making of this post. Sorry, vegans.
As written to friends & family on April 28th, 2011:
“I’m alright – apart from the wet pants.” ~ Dom Maxwell, Head Winemaker
It’s about 9AM and our coworker Amy is already covered head to toe in Pinot Noir. Near constant dampness is just part of the job description. If, as we mentioned previously, winemaking is 90% cleaning, then expect to spend all of that time wet. Not even shuffling around all day in oversize boots and wet gear akin to a heavy duty hazmat suit will keep one dry. (The retained heat inside of the plastic shell is enough to create a rainforest-like interior with corresponding odor.)
However, there are several other creative ways to maintain one’s personal dampness. The simplest method is rinsing a bucket with a high powered hose to send backsplash into one’s face or boots. If you can’t be bothered to douse yourself, walk by a coworker on the back pad, rinsing the destemmer, sorting table or press. If you’re lucky, they just might aim the hose directly at you. If colored moisture is more your thing, stomping down thick-skinned, whole cluster grapes or thick fermentation caps is a great choice. In Amy’s case, opening a valve under high pressure is the fastest method of achieving an overall sense of purple damp. Jesse has also found one of the more creative ways of maintaining personal moisture, by spilling lees – or the leftover yeast cells after a fermentation – down her backside. When you can’t decide on a liquid, shoveling out a fermenter then rinsing the interior, is a great combination of both wine and water damp.
As an actual update, the harvest has been in full swing since our last email, which would explain the relatively long gap in between. When fruit comes in, it’s akin to a fire alarm being rung at the station. The bins must be pulled off the trucks, weighed, and then, depending on the varietal, sorted or tipped. The red grapes; Syrah, Pinotage and Pinot Noir are gently raked from the bin into the hopper of the sorting table, where we remove unripe bunches, leaves, etc. From the table, they fall through the destemmer into a fermenter. The white grapes; Riesling, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Gris, Gewurztraminer and Chardonnay, are tipped into the hopper of a waiting press. When the juice has been pressed, it is pumped to a steel tank to settle. Just remember to wash everything in between.
Finally, we’ll include a couple of photos to show that we’re still working the best job in the world!
As Luke & Jesse wrote on the 6th of April, 2011 to Friends & Family:
The Grapes Have Landed
The grapes have finally come in, and we have learned that winemaking is really all about forklifting. Lift the bins off the vineyard manager’s trailer, put them on the scale, lift them over the sorting table, lift and dump the destemmed grapes into the 5-ton open top fermenters that are about as tall as a two-story building. Repeat, repeat, repeat.
We’ve learned that winemaking is also about breaking things. We held a funeral service & wake for the tractor, an ancient International that no one could put a date of manufacture on. There was an entire barrel of caustic that went spraying into the heavens. (Caustic is short for caustic soda, i.e. lye which is used to clean stainless steel, among other things.) Innumerable bins have broken free in midair launching themselves haplessly into hoppers, sorting tables and fermenters. Then there was the winery door that Luke attempted to heighten with a not quite descended forklift mast.
That being said, cellar work isn’t quite as safe as our old desk jobs. However, there are less beer breaks in front of a computer. And the constant tasting of the berries, fermenting juice, and almost wines keeps the blood sugar up a little better than Folger’s coffee. So, there are some perks. But let anyone who is thinking of doing a harvest somewhere be warned: winemaking is 90% cleaning, 5% winemaking and 5% selling the final product. If you can get past that, this is the best job in the world.
Until next time: caustic, rinse, citric, rinse, repeat.
Jesse & Luke
Another update from the sent mail of our outboxes on March 30th, 2011:
To answer everyone’s biggest, burning question, the Waipara Valley in
Canterbury on the South Island of New Zealand doesn’t look much like
the “Lord of the Rings” movies; although it does look somewhat like
Hobbiton at the beginning of the first film. Rolling hills of grass
cut by sheep paths shadowed by short mountain ranges surround us while
we work away in our winery.In our first week, we were already extremely busy. The day we went to
work for Greystone we found out that they had just purchased the
winery directly next door called Muddy Water. In preparation for
making two labels at full production, the winery has had to bring in
new 5 ton fermentation tanks, new holding tanks, barrel racks, barrels
etc. All of this extra work isn’t something most winemakers would
want to do before the busiest season of the year for wine, but it has
been welcome as rain delayed harvesting for three days. Grapes swell
with water during and after a rain which would dilute their juice
making them less desirable for wine production; so, until they lose
some of that water weight, we wait. In the meantime, we expanded our
skill sets; learning how to operate pumps, scissor lifts, fork lifts
and ancient tractors.Because grapes weren’t coming in, we were able to take last weekend
off and drive up the Eastern coast of the South Island to Marlborough
to go wine tasting. In the USA, most think New Zealand’s South Island
wines are predominantly Sauvignon Blanc with a little Pinot Noir and
Chardonnay tossed into the mix. In Marlborough, we were pleasantly
surprised to find a lot of fantastic Pinot Gris production. If you
can find a New Zealand Pinot Gris, buy it and drink it with a light
salad tossed with a fruity dressing.Now, the grapes have since begun to come in and we have been working
long hours. Pinot has been through our sorting table, and Sauvignon
Blanc through the press. We are learning additional challenges
switching from conventional to organic and back. Luke began this email
and Jesse is finishing it, but we both have to run; a trailer full of
organic Pinot bins just pulled up.
We filmed our response to the first day of work, still severely jetlagged, as well as a brief tutorial on the challenging task of sulphuring barrels. Please enjoy!
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From Luke’s email to friends & family on March 20th, 2011:
Jesse and Luke landed in Christchurch which recently was in
international news because of a rather large earthquake they had. We
haven’t seen any of the damage that happened but know that it is fresh
on the minds of all who live here. The wine region we are living and
working in is about a 40 minute drive to Christchurch and is quite
removed from any kind of city life or living that one might be
familiar with. Most Americans aren’t that familiar with this small
region called, Waipara Valley, but the wines are fantastic and have a
taste much different than those of Marlborough.The house we are staying in is 10KM up a winding mountain road. No
internet access, TV, radio stations or even really neighbors (with the
exception of thousands of sheep.) Sheep are a huge part of the
countryside all over the island but surprisingly finding lamb in a
grocery store is somewhat difficult and expensive. The hipsters have
two pretty hip German roommates who will be joining us during harvest.
Both come from family owned wineries in Germany, one from the Pfalz
and one from the Mosel Valley. Both are trying to have wine shipped
to the South Island so the staff of Greystone and Hipster Enology can
taste through a few of their selections (the winery in the Pfalz sells
something like 40 different wines!)Greystone just purchased another well known winery called Muddy Water.
This means that the total production will be quite a bit higher this
year coming in at around 350 tons of grapes. Tuesday, March 22nd,
will mark the first day grapes are coming in if all goes according to
plan. Weather is, of course, not something anyone can control and
plays a pretty large role in deciding whether or not grapes should be
picked. Assuming grapes come in, 5 hectares (about 12.5 acres) of
pinot noir will be handpicked in the morning and we can get started
hand sorting before crushing.
The weather did not cooperate, but it has given us more time to help set up & prepare the winery.
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Ben & Renee’s Wine in Brief: Let’s just start out by saying that this eclectic blend is like nothing we’ve seen before. We’re fairly unenthusiastic when it comes to Italian reds but when the Sommelier at Piccolo brought us this gem of a bottle and we first took a whiff, we couldn’t wait to indulge ourselves in its complexity. This Italian blend reminded us that Zinfandel does in fact have a long lost older sister. Its dark fruit, toasted date and perfectly smooth mouthfeel made for nothing short of an incredible drinking experience. It might have been the setting, a tiny bourgie restaurant in the heart of Venice beach in the middle of an impressive 4 course meal, however, this particular wine would entrance anyone, no matter where they were sitting. The nose is seductive but it is a mere precursor to the taste; the wine’s rich and velvety tannins made for a well-balanced finish that lingers like a penguin on an iceberg. The Edizione Cinque Autoctoni is decadence meets religion; we promise it will have you praying to find it again. Our later soul-searching uncovered that you can also find this bottle at a favorite hipster stomping ground, Waterloo & City in West Los Angeles.
Wine Website: http://www.farnesevini.it/
Luke put together a food and wine pairing wrapped around the theme of “Occasion Wines.” Many of us have wines that are traditional for certain occasions, so Luke kept those moments in mind when creating this flight.
Champagne
First, Champagne seemed apt for toasting the start of a new year and to kick off the tasting event. NV Laurent Perrier Brut L-P stepped up to the plate. Crisp green pear and citrus zest on the nose with just a touch of toast made this wine a nice fit for whitefish caviar on crème fraiche atop steamed then chilled fingerling potatoes.
Beaujolais Nouveau
For wine lovers around the world, a humorous annual occasion is the third Thursday of every November. On that day the new vintage of Beaujolais Nouveau pulls a Santa Claus and shows up in every town around the world. While most Nouveaus are rarely taken seriously, Kermit Lynch has a 2010 that should be respected. The wine is light and fruity, but grips with good acidity and body. This wine was paired regionally with Persillé du Beaujolais bleu cheese and Luke’s Port, red onion & heirloom Arkansas Black applesauce.
Amarone
Coppa shared the plate with the bleu cheese to serve as the evening’s third pairing for the celebrated Italian wine, Amarone. The cured ham with the Arkansas Black applesauce made a complementary sweet and salty combo for the 2006 Cesari Amarone della Valpolicella Classico. Traditionally, a blend of Corvina, Rondinella and Molinara varietals, grapes for Amarone spend several months drying on racks after harvest. This concentrates the remaining juices and increases the skin contact of each grape lending to softer tannins and richness in color. This depth of character is present in the 2006 Cesari, making it a suitable addition to formalities like meeting the parents.
Mead
Another famed and oft overlooked wine made its way into the tasting but seemed more fitting for an occasion where one might have slain a dragon. NV Rabbit’s Foot Dry Mead was paired with crème fraiche and blackberries topped with drops of kirsch and sprinkled with brown sugar. The kirsch added just enough bitterness to make the sherry-like mead seem sweeter, while the crème fraiche accentuated its nuttier flavor components.
Late Harvest Dessert Wine
Ending a great meal or occasion often means breaking out a good bottle of dessert wine. To complete this flight, Luke paired the 2006 Rosenhof Welschriesling Beerenauslese with a bite of gorgonzola dulce and fresh whole honeycomb. Second only to Trockenbeerenauslese, this qualification of wine for Germany and Austria is amongst the most sought after wines of each good harvest. Affected by noble rot, the fruit used in Beerenauslese is hand-harvested, grape-by-grape creating a lengthy and laborious harvest. A wine this hard to make usually costs a mint, but not the Rosenhof at around $20.
The smallest sip of the Mountain Cuvee covers the mouth, front to back, cheek to cheek. The touch of unavoidable, angry alcohol from Napa blends with a soft mosaic of French-inspired features to create a kaleidoscopic, yet complete taste. This is the stuff that Robert Parker’s dreams are made of; California in the front, Bordeaux in the back. Notably, there is a lack of fruit in this wine, but once you peel back the layers of earth, baking chocolate, and mulling spices, you will still find a rich, decadent, and evenly balanced wine.
The Wrap: If you’re a Napa fan with a penchant for the old world, the 2007 Chappellet Mountain Cuvee is for you. As far as “bang for your buck,” it doesn’t get much better. This bottle retails around $25 in savvy wine shops & will stand up to the “big boys” of Napa. We were very fortunate that Danny thought it important for us to try this wine and gifted us this bottle from his private collection. Since then, we’ve probably purchased at least half a case without leaving one bottle in our cellar for proof. Do as we have, and treat yourself well without breaking the bank.
Wine Website: http://www.chappellet.com/
WHY: As of late Napa Cellars is bringin’ it back, “back to basics,” that is. Typically, when you think “basic” you think “boring“, but the 2007 Zinfandel turned out to be a pleasant treat for us Hipsters. They’re making wines that will keep people comfortable, as they like to put it, and there‘s nothing wrong with being comfortable if you‘re trying to live in L.A. In their most recent vintage release, which includes a Cab Sauv, Merlot, Chardonnay, and Zinfandel, they have accomplished just that. From the moment we first inhaled, our eyes lit up as we picked up strong notes of dried cherry, dark berry cobbler, cinnamon spice, and brandy on the nose. Once it coated our eager palate, the rich dark fruit, black pepper, and cinnamon flavors fell into subtlety, revealing a more delicate Zin despite the 15.3% alcohol. Cue group exhale. The 12% Petite Sirah acts as an excellent filler and gives it that mid-palate, velvety mouth feel that makes you want to sneakily pour yourself that lil’ extra when no one else is looking so you can get to know it better.
Not only did this Zin deliver, it helped soothe the soul after a long work week which makes this wine perfect for cozying up by a fire or ideal for backyard bbq-ing and bocce ball
The Wrap: I think we all agree with the winemaker’s sentiment about bringing it “back to basics.” Being on a budget while still wanting to live the good life, we LOVE being able to enjoy a bottle that sells for $22 but tastes like $50. Someone was kind enough to send us this quartet of goodness to sample, but next time we see this gorgeous bottle sitting on the shelf, we’re most definitely taking it back to Hipster headquarters. As the economy picks back up, and we one day make those 6 figure incomes, not only will we be able to purchase our plot of land in Napa, but we won’t forget wines like this. We applaud you Napa Cellars for speaking our language and helping us happily indulge in guilt-free, old-school “Hipster Nights.
Wine Website: http://www.napacellars.com/
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